Since this blog is supposed to be about love, I decided to take a look at some of the more popular online dating websites. What I found was very frightening. I have included a few quotes here and added some of my own commentary. I have to warn you; these are not for the faint of heart.
Female:
"I live a distance from the maddening crowd but I don't mind the drive:) I hope to meet someone who shares my interests and is taller than me:) Interesting, amusing, well-read and disarming...I hope its you...."
Well. If you should somehow manage to meet somebody "well read", he will notice that you misquoted the title of Thomas Hardy's novel "Far From the Madding Crowd." Good luck, shit-for-brains.
Male:
"I'm looking for someone who I can always share a laugh with. I love to smile and interject by unique sense of humor as often as I can."
I have an idea, dipshit. Why don't you interject some grammar into your writing so you don't sound like somebody who could fuck up a wet dream.
Female:
"I am a lady that is in need of real and perfect love, I need a man tha t can take me through.I am far from a millionaire,I do not smoke or drink.I am not a promiscuous woman."
I am a man who needs to see somebody write a coherent sentence. I don't think punctuation means what you think it means. But maybe you can hook up with some retarded idiot who will be amazed by your ability to "write".
Male:
"I raced motocross for a while and am presently getting back into it, it's like an addiction for my as well as all types of motosports. I like to look for antiques and old stuff, I find them very appealing to me along with the history that surrounds that object."
The only "old stuff" on this posting is YOU. Hey, the seventies called and they want their hobbies back. Why don't you get on your little dirt-bike and ride it over to somebody who can proofread your shitty personal add.
Well. I just threw up a little so that's all for today. Try to enjoy the daylight.
LC
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